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Not All Splits Are Bad Greeting Card
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Wedding: profusion of florals; questionable bridesmaid dresses; numerous penguin suits; hundreds of photographic moments; overflowing flutes of champagne; multiple guests dancing; two cakes wrapped in fondant; one open bar. Customize ingredients. Add personalities. Slowly stir in motion. Serve with toasts and cheers.” Image of a top hat and engagement ring in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Wedding
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for New Parents: tower of bottles; quarts of formula; 2 desensitized noses; mounds of patience; cups of caffeine; 1 eager grandma. Cover in protective clothing, prepare for attack on the senses. Dress, feed, burp, change, wash, cherish, repeat. Call grandma in desperation.” Image of baby bottle and pacifier in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: New Parents
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Mom To Be: hours of morning sickness; quarts of adverse foods; gallons of ice cream; jars of jumbo dill pickles; approved weight gain; one immaculately clean nest; immeasurable glow. Cure at appropriate temp till done, approximately 9 months. Shower with blessings. Deliver when ready.” Image pickles in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Mom-to-be
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Mom: cup of care; dollop of nourishment; over abundance of encouragement; smidge of worry; pinch of sarcasm; peck of correction; heap of comfort. Blend gently, cover with love, leaven for a lifetime.” Image a box of a rotary telephone in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Mom
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Love: ½ dozen roses; 1 candlelit dinner; bottle of wine; box of chocolates or substitute favorite sweet; 1 roaring fire; 2 people on best behavior. Encourage mixing and mingling of flavors. Limit over indulgence to avoid morning regret. Enjoy.” Image  of two hearts in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Love
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Get Well: pair of flannel pjs; one pair of fuzzy slippers; 1 warm blanket; bunch of daisies; quart homemade chicken soup; 2 liters of clear soda. Bundle appropriately. Wrap in cocoon. Let rest until peak of perfection.” Image of fuzzy slippers in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Get Well
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Dad: barrel of really bad jokes; shot of awkward conversations; heap of steadfast dependability; bushel of never-ending support; unhealthy dose of fist bumps. Mix jokes and conversations. Add dependability and support. Garnish with fist bumps.” Image of 70’s style station wagon in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Dad
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Break up: boxes of tissues; stack of chick flicks; bottle of wine; pints of ice cream; wine flavored ice cream?; comfy sweat pants; batch of unkempt hair. Add ice cream, followed by wine. Mix in chick flick marathon. Repeat as needed.” Image of pint of ice cream in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Breakup
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Birthday: 1 delicious  cake; layers of buttercream frosting; candles as needed; poppers of confetti; way too many party hats; noise-makers galore; 1 cheesy birthday card. Enjoy cake to the sounds of screeching. Light candles with fire department on standby. Withhold your age on more year.” Image of a birthday cake in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Birthday
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You Take The Cake

You Take The Cake
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Brown card with black and brown text saying, “Recipe for Best Friend: Heaping spoonfuls of… Laughter; trust; honesty; mischief; packet of listening; cup of thoughtfulness; pinch of mind reading. Fold in care. Knead without reservation. Mold to fit. Preserve for years.” Image of peas and a pea pod in bottom right corner. A white envelope is included.

Bread & Butter: Best Friend
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